dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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