wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Randomize
