I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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