That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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