Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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