mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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