: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
It's blow job season.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Randomize
