Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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