all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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