your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
fuck your aforementioned shoe
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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