She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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