Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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