Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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