doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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