Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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