I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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