At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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