Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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