If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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