He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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