You work out of a Hotel?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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