Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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