it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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