No stitches, just platelets and will power
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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