Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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