told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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