Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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