Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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