Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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