Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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