My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Do vagina's smell?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
