If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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