This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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