He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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