you guys were way drunker than both of me
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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