idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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