once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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