I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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