if i died would you start the facebook group?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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