I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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