Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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