i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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