problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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