Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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