He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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