"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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