at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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