fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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