Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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