Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
My breasts were aching with rage.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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