How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
My boob is missing a layer of skin
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
