you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
jump out the window naked night went bad
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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