I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You don't make any sense
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