um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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